MERCHANDISE
WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING NO NEW ORDERS!
We are currently trying to deal with our order backlog, and are also looking into selling via an Ebay store to make our turnaround time much faster.
We will be opening for orders again at some point in 2009.
Please Note: Some people still owe us payment for their items. Until we receive the full amount, we will not ship your shirts to you.
This page is for all our merchandise. Currently, this only includes clothing, but if it's sucessful enough, we may consider branching out into other items!!!
ITEMS
Woman's Loose Tee - £10.00 ($17.00) available in size 8, 10, 12, 14 and 16
Woman's Tank Top - £10.00 ($17.00) available in size 8 and 10 only
Men's Loose Tee - £10.00 ($17.00) available in size 34", 36", 38" and 40"
(please note that prices are shown in GBP and USD. USD costs are approximate conversions.
Visit www.xe.com for an accurate price conversion)
These items are currently available in BLACK.
Other colours may become available at a later date.
T-shirt quotes come transfer printed as part of the basic cost. Should you wish to have yours handpainted, there is an additional cost of £5.00 ($9.00) per item.
Sizing information can be found at the bottom of this page.
If t-shirt sales go well, we will be branching into other products as well! These might include: Hats, underpants (you know you want a thong with "Om nom nom" written on it! XD), Mini Dennis's and much more!
DESIGNS
You may choose one quote to go on each shirt you order. You can choose from the following:
- Defenesized Biatch
- Not exactly the brightest crayon in the shed
- Dance, Bubbles, Dance
- You just lost the Game
- OM NOM NOM!
- God is my Somebody
- Floccinaucinihilipilification
Font Colours available for these quotes are red, blue, yellow, green, pink and white.
SHIPPING
Please go to the Shipping and Payment page for prices to the UK and USA.
Please email us if you need to ship to another country.
PAYMENT METHODS Please go to the Shipping and Payment page for details on how we accept payment.
ORDERING INFORMATION
SIZING INFORMATION
Womens
We refer to our clothing sizes for women by the following terms: UK8, UK10, UK12, UK14, UK16.
Enter your size underneath your country name, and the UK size will be displayed under UK. Please refer to this UK size when ordering.
Mens
We refer to our clothing sizes for men by the following terms: 34", 36", 38", 40"
To find out what size you require, please consult this chart: Mens Clothing Chart
Enter your size underneath your country name, and the UK chest size will be displayed under U.S/UK. Please refer to this UK size when ordering.
The above shirts are an example of the quality you receive when you have your item TRANSFER printed.
These shirts were made by TealPirate, on our Womens Tank Tops.
Please note that these are just for demonstration only. We are not, and will not at any time, be selling individual character tops! These were just for fun and are NOT for sale!
